Thursday, November 16, 2006

Important Announcement!

C.C.P. ANNOUNCEMENT!
(C.C.P = Correct Continuity Patrol, a division of CONCORD, not to be confused with any other)


It has been brought to my attention that previously, our annonomous narrator purchased a 9mm 'Scout' T1 Handgun, then at a later date was driving in a car with 'Colt 45' in the passenger side seat. The prestigious forces of C.C.P. have hereby intervened. Any parties looking remotely suspicious have been summarilly terminated as by standard Regulations.

The following decree has been relayed via RETCON (Retroactive Enforcement Team CONtrol, a Division of CONCORD).

This 9mm handgun was a popular Gallentan Rapper. It ran under the name 'Nerf Blasters' for a short period, before changing it's name to 'The Weapon formerly known as Nerf Blasters', before figuring out at last a more proper name would be 'Colt 45'. Thus, the irony. Please go back to your daily business before we destroy you, and your precious security rating.

This has been a message from ACRONYM (Association CReating Organizational Names Yet Measured, yet another division of CONCORD)

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